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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 04:36

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Do North Koreans have access to K-Pop?

So they tried

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Another attempt resulted in ...

What percent of "being a good programmer" is due to expertise in the syntax of a language(s)? Could you have mastered syntax and still be a bad programmer; or, conversely, be a great programmer with only a fundamental handle on syntax?

Everyone loved it.

Minds and Behinds

Catatonics & High Colonics

How can a small local business with no marketing budget use social media to attract more customers?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Thumbs down again.

Scientists make jaw-dropping discovery after satellite images reveal what's hiding over a mile beneath Antarctic ice: 'It's like uncovering a time capsule' - Yahoo

Next, they tried...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So, the docs changed it to read

Invitation from Google hints at earlier than expected Pixel 10 release - PhoneArena

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No, not a chance

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

How can one translate "You're welcome" from English to French using formal language? Are there any other ways to say this phrase in a more polite manner?

Just Forget it!

Hysterias & Posteriors

Freaks and Cheeks

What are people discussing on BookTok?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

share office space ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Stocks to Watch Tuesday: Meta, Constellation Energy, Dollar General, Vistra - WSJ

Loons and Moons

No way

No go.

People Can Fly cancels 2 games including Square Enix project - Video Games Chronicle

Unacceptable again!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Then came..

How do you think the leaked reports on Israel's operation in Lebanon will influence global perceptions of the Middle East conflict?

Still no good

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Nuts and Butts

Do you share your food easily? With whom, and why?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

Why do men think I’m easy just by looking at me?